thefangirlwhocriedbadwolf:

carmakiin:

doubledamnit:

ironinomicon:

look at my face

you think this is a fucking game

oh my fucking god

abloodymess:

thefuzzydave:

lickystickypickywe:

This works for me…

Seconded

Thirded

This is one of the few things that would actually get me excited for the new movies…

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setbabiesonfire:

starllex:

abster07:

pettyartist:

Giant earthworm, Bellavista, Ecuador,

No

ALASKAN

BULL

WORM

imagine getting slapped with that

(Source: malformalady)

▷ Guys…..guys….Kitsy is being mean and tempting me with things.

Make her stop. 

dederants:

epicjohngreenquotes:

dewdrops-on-roses:

waywardturtle:

Flooring that only costs about $1.44 per square foot.

 #SOMEONE TELL JOHN GREEN WE’VE FOUND OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE PENNIES

^that tag

(Source: moneyisnotimportant)

no-heroes:

oooeygooeygoodness:

Red Velvet Brownies

Ingredients:
1 cup  unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups brown sugar
4 large eggs, at room temperature
2 oz red food coloring
4 tsp pure vanilla extract
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
6 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 tsp salt
 

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.  Butter and flour an 9 X 13 clear glass baking pan.
 
In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat together the butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.  Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition, then stir in food coloring (if not using food coloring add 4 T of water or milk) and vanilla, mix until the color is fully incorporated. Mix flour, cocoa and salt in a separate bowl.  Slowly add in the flour mixture being very careful not to over mix..  Do not over mix.  The batter will be very thick.
 
Remove the bowl from the mixer and stir up the batter with a rubber spatula once or twice just to ensure all of the flour has incorporated from the sides of the bowl and there isn’t anything stuck on the bottom of the bowl.
 
Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake for 30-40 minutes. 35 minutes for a thin crust on top and gooey underneath.  Set aside to cool, cut into bars and serve.

Source: Mine!!

I’m salivating all over my keyboard

vriksaserket:

lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple

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robot-pants:

geegollywiz:

dorkswillprosper:

The fans are apparently trying to make TEENWOLF “LGBT”! Which means Derek & Stiles a couple on the show! NO NO NO! Me as a HUGE fan  & also part of the  LGBT community don’t wanna see this happening, their straight! Making them gay doesn’t make sense in anyway since Derek hooked up &fell in love with Allison’s aunt and Stiles has been head over heels with Lydia since day one! People need to stop tryna making every show LGBT! Stop trying to make Sterek happen!

^Wow, OP. Are you fucking serious right now? “Making” them gay? Stiles is rumored and almost confirmed to be bisexual, and just because Derek hooked up with Kate doesn’t mean he isn’t also into men. I would think as a huge supporter of the LGBTQ community, you’d realize that sexuality is fluid, and doesn’t need to be defined. If a character is attracted to another, they just are. That isn’t making a show “LGBT”. That’s creating a show with normal characters, because hey, guess what. ALL PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFERENT ORIENTATION- JUST BECAUSE ITS PORTRAYED ON A SHOW DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE MAKING THE SHOW “LGBT”.